Answers From The Famous
(Satire From Goa Streets.)
Arun Jaitley
Educating and skilling our chickens to enable them to cross the road is the altar before which we must all bow.
Rahul Gandhi
The chicken tried and tried to cross the road but never made it. I relate to this chicken.
Laxmikant Parsekar
The chickens can cross the road, but not in the hot sun as it will make their complexion dark and they will not find a good cock.
Manohar Parrikar
The chicken is a spy, and the road is on the border with Pakistan.
Bill Clinton
I did not cross the road with that chicken.
Al Gore:
I invented the chicken.
Narendra Modi
The chicken crossed the road. No PM or Minister went. It was the chicken who did it. So can’t we create a Clean India?
Mahatma Gandhi
To my mind, the life of a chicken crossing the road is no less precious than that of a human being.
Manohar Lal Khattar
Eat him, not beef!
Deepak Chopra
The problem is that the chicken doesn’t understand that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before going after the problem on the other side of the road. We must make him realize that he must tackle his current problems before adding any new problems.
Ramesh Tawadkar
Because the chicken was gay! That’s why they call it the ‘other side.’ If you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. We should boycott all chickens until we sort out this gay thing.
Donald Trump
I will build a great big wall along this road so that no Mexican chicken will ever cross again.
Barkha Dutt
We have reason to suspect a chicken is there, but officials have not yet provided access to the other side of the road.
Arvind Kerjriwal
That chicken crossed the road because he’s guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he holds his beak.
Manmohan Singh
The chicken will cross the road in due time. It is a process. These things do not happen overnight.
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Sushma Swaraj
She crossed the road because she understood the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
Colin Powell
Now to the right of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
Dr. Seuss
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with young and old? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why he crossed I’ve not been told.
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Ernest Hemmingway
I drink to make this joke more interesting.
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Barack Obama
Let me be perfectly clear, if the chicken is walking down the right path and is willing to keep walking, eventually he will reach the other side. Period.
Albert Einstein
We do not know if the chicken actually crossed the road. The road may have moved under the chicken.
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Colonel Sanders
Did I forget one?
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Grandpa
In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the road. We were told the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
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Sheila Dikshit
The chicken is a woman and should not be adventurous. She should stay on her side of the road.
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Shoma Chaudhury
Listen up, please. In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the incredible story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to achieve its lifelong dream of crossing the road.
Mother Teresa
The chicken crosses the road in silence. Silence gives us a new perspective.
Aristotle
Thigh, leg, breast and wing. The whole chicken is more than the sum of its parts.
John Lennon
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, as one.
Mukesh Ambani
I own the road, and I decide when the chicken crosses.
Mark Zuckerberg
If every Indian could see it crossing the road on internet.org for just one dollar, I’d have 1.2 billion extra dollars!